
March Comes In Like a Lion E4: "May Comes In Like a Cheetah"
This episode is called "Versus," but that's a stupid name so I'm not going to use it.

March Comes In Like a Lion E3: “Beyond the Night Sky”
He apparently just has this giant wall-sized window facing east, that he sleeps under, and he has no curtains for it. You'd think he could at least move his bed further away from it, in the meantime?

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E15: "The Abyss"
Along with "The Dwarf In the Flask," this episode did a lot to reassure me after my faith in the show was damaged.

March Comes In Like a Lion E2: “April Comes In Like an Ocelot”
The given title for this episode on Netflix is just "Episode Two," so I felt like I should rise to the occasion. Since originally posting this on Patreon I learned that this was just a stupid omission on Netflix's part, but I don't care.

March Comes In Like a Lion E1: “The Town Along The River”
Open on a creepy goff girl making fun of someone's name.

Fate/Zero S1E7: “Dark Forest”
I love how the wizards are having this hateful, egomaniacal battle to the death, but the Servants really just want to have a highschool romance drama.

Sins of the Father (FMAB:S2E14 analysis)
Content warning for depressing philosophical horror again.

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E14: “The Dwarf In the Flask“ (part two)
Hohenheim calls out names. Nobody answers them. He looks at the broken jar beside him, and at the bodies.

Serial Experiments Lain E13: “Ego”
If there's actually more to it, you'll have to have someone smarter than Leila Hann explain it.

Serial Experiments Lain E12: “Landscape”
Battleships, but they're schoolgirls. Airplanes, but they're schoolgirls. Endangered animal species, but they're schoolgirls. The human collective unconscious, but it's a schoolgirl.


Serial Experiments Lain E10: “Love”
This Lain vs. Masami arc is fun in a whacky retro-cyberpunk way. It's just also a very far cry from what Serial Experiments Lain seemed to want to be in the first half or so of the series.

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E13: “Daydream”
When I finished watching this episode, I strongly considered giving up on Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.


Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood S2E12: “Conflict At Baschool”
Goddamn these honorable types with their imaginary crosses to bear, just tell her it was a case of mistaken identity already!


Wakfu: “Goultard the Barbarian”
The first few times I saw its name written I thought it was a misspelling of “waifu.”

Fullmetal Alchemist S2E11: “The First Homunculus”
Pride is just being a twat for its own sake.

Owl House S1E1: “A Lying Witch and a Warden”
It’s another Disney production, which at this point is basically just another way of saying “it’s a piece of entertainment media created in or near the United States.”

Amphibia S1E1: “Anne or Beast”
Anthropomorphic cartoon animals were Walt's original jam, and a hundred years later here we still are.